CHANDLER: She's one of us now. (slowly sets the cup back down) Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? Rachel: I didn't know then. If you … Joey: What? RACHEL: Oh, thank God. Rachel: Ohh, ohh. Joey: And? Ha! Ross: Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me? Rachel: What? Search, discover and share your favorite The One Where Ross And Rachel You Know GIFs. They're still watching TV. [Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. . RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt. Rachel: Well, have you been involved with someone where you haven't broken up? ROSS: Bye guys. Last week’s quiz winner Alina has chosen this week’s episode, all the way from Canada. Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look. Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate. ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Joey: And what did he say? . Chandler is ordering a pizza.] Okay so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me? Monica: Five more and I'll flash you. RACHEL: Ah, oh God. MONICA: What? Ross: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. My God you used to be so. Phoebe: Oh, um, it was nice. RACHEL: Rub it. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. Rachel: Uh, is she pregnant yet? Why can't they get one of those bugs, y'know, one of those fruit flies, those things that live for like a day or something? DR. BURKE: So. Yeah. Ross: I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore. Guy: Hang on. JOEY: What're you doin' here? Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. Rachel: Hello, excuse me. repellent. [Scene: Another Waiting Room, Phoebe and Joey are trying to find out where the guy with the broken leg is.] LISA KUDROW. Rachel: (distracted) How long do cats live? ROSS: Come on, tell me. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. No. ROSS: This screen is amazing, I mean Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Phoebe: And we did. . Chandler: Okay, let's do it. ROSS: Hey. [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Joey are sitting on the couch.] Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'? (Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room), The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Script, The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script, The One With Barry and Mindy’s Wedding Script. RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. I do it too. Rachel: Oh my God. Ross: You're over me? This auction is for (1) Script of FRIENDS "The One Where Ross and . I guess 21 years is a lot. (Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica, it's Sunday morning. ROSS: Hey. Joey: This man is my God. Rachel: Ohh, Okay, Okay, Okay, well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you. Look, you and I both know we are perfect for each other, right? 17.Bölüm The One Where Eddie Moves In . [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet. Ross: Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is doing sit-ups.] Okay. (climbs off his back) All: Hey. No peeking, no peeking, no peeking. (she picks up her champagne and starts drinking) One of the most emotional moments on the show is when Rachel gets off the … Do you want cran-apple or cran-grape? ROSS: And that's, that's funny why? The following Script and Signatures are. DR. BURKE: Yeah, yeah, maybe. PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! Michael: Fruit flies? MONICA: Really. Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. Chandler: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. DR. BURKE: [bobbing his head] I'll survive. Do I not look fun enough? MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Phoebe: look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up? I mean, like, he's a grown up. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.) RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Phoebe: Your boobs are fine. 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. . Chandler: So, you feel like goin' for a run? ROSS: What. Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend? Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "Okay, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. Ross: Woah. Rachel: Hi. MONICA: Well for your information he happens to be one of the brightest, most sophisticated, sexiest men I've ever been with. Are we nuts here? MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job. 1003 - The One With Ross' Tan Written by: Brian Buckner Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment] Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, uh? Rachel You Know" This is a great hilarious show with Ross, Rachel, Monica, Pheobe, Chandler and Joey. Monica: Y'know, I try to stay positive. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. CHANDLER: Could you get us a couple of beers? Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you." Joey has bought two large leather recliners and a large TV for the apartment as a result of having his option picked up on Days of Our Lives, where he plays Dr. Drake Ramoray. . . (Ross and Julie enter.) [opens his eyes to see two black leather recliners and a big screen TV] Monica: Okay, if you say stop, then we stop. OK. [he starts the music system] (she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in) Okay, we're not supposed to take these when we leave. RACHEL: Oh. 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's. . Joey: All right Pheebs, way to go. ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? What? JOEY: I know. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know? CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. With a man. DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. . You had feelings for me first. JOEY: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough. [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. MONICA: Thank you. [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] Phoebe: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. Oh, I'm sorry, look at me. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … RACHEL: Hey you. DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. DR. BURKE: See. JOEY: Cool. [there's a loud bang at the door so Ross opens it back up to find a shoe has been thrown at it] CHANDLER: You got a Cheeto on your face man. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Michael: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she? CHANDLER: [sits down] Ohh yes. He's like 20 years older than me. Friends. Zilch, nothin', uh-uh. Rachel: Oh, right, clink. RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.] Rachel: Oh, Look at me, Look at me. (man is still reluctant) Okay, you're bein' a little weird about your phone. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. Oh, it’s beautiful. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. Joey gives his roommate Chandler a big surprise. Michael: No! So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? Why, why, why should that bother me? She’ll still have the baby before I do. Michael: Good. And how come you never said anything to me. ROSS: Sorry. Phoebe: So, Scott asked me to come over for lunch today and I did. Now look at me. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. Charlie and Ross manage to stay together a little longer, but she eventually dumps Ross when she reunites with her ex-boyfriend. Oh, Ross, another contraction! [Cut to the city street. Okay, I need to lie down. I can’t even see my own baby! Joey: Let me get this straight. Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. LISA KUDROW. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Chandler: Okay. PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.] how? Rachel: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. RACHEL: Hi. I'll see ya later. . . Ross: There was never a good time. Okay, in fact I kind of like the last pound. Monica playfully pushes him. In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode at #100 of its list of TV's 100 Greatest Episodes. [Scene: The museum planetarium. No. ROSS: You're not laughing. MONICA: I'm sorry. DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine? Rachel: Good. Closure. RACHEL: What? This is our first date. MONICA: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental. I know there was wine. [Phoebe just giggles when they shake] So, how ya been? (hands the phone to her) 18.Bölüm The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies . Phoebe: No, you are not, you are very attractive. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. ROSS: Oh. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Okay, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive? Rachel: Oh. (dials) (to Michael) Machine. (She opens the door and they kiss.) JOEY: Uh-huh. Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. PHOEBE: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. RACHEL: OK, that's dead right? Okay, Michael, let's talk about you. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? . Chandler: Well it couldn't have been worse. I am the energy train and you are on board. OK watch this. [Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel pours the last of the champagne bottle in her glass.] The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (Season 2, Episode 15) NIK. ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping. I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, I’m gonna go have a ... Oh, that was a big one! Phoebe: Um-hum. Rachel: Together. They start pushing and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. hard to follow. [Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered] You know what, I go through the exact same thing. THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL.YOU KNOW. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? by Elliot Grove | 13 June, 2017 ”The One Where Old Yeller Dies” (season 2) - Ross and Rachel say “I love you” for the first time. ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh. Okay, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. 26:26. Ross: Sweetie, calm down, it’s gonna be okay. ALL: Hey. (Rachel slams the door and locks it. Friends is an American television mockumentary that premiered on ABC on September 23, 2009, which follows the lives of families. Phoebe: You're right, you're right. DR. BURKE: But they're so dull, they're all opthamologists. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everything. ROSS: Shh. So after a looooot of talking. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? . Guy: What. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. . hard to follow. MONICA: I thought she just had one. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. This hollow-point bullet of emasculation — which Rachel fired at Ross during their breakup in the season 4 premiere "The One With the Jellyfish" — began with exec producer Greg Malins. You should ask him out. Add more and vote on your favourites! JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. Monica: C'mon give me five more. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. The One Where Ross And Rachel…You Know. Ju... Julie, Julie. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss] And I just want it to be perfect and right and. Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something? ROSS: Hey. (The woman is wheeled in.) CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice. (pauses) Who's Michael? Who with? All: C'mon. DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery. ROSS: We're not alone. Ross and Rachel attempt to have their first real date, but it's difficult for Rachel to overcome their long friendship. BOTH: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. They are watching a Miracle Wax info-mercial.] Phoebe: No, whad'ya mean? Rachel: Wait, so, you're going? CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. CHANDLER: Now we can finally watch Green Acres the way it was meant to be seen. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you. Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend? 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